Day 2 – The Drunken Sailor Walk

From wild wind tunnels to formal dinners and a surprise celebrity sighting, Day 2 proved that even a sea day can be full of stories. Somewhere between the sway of the ship and a steaming bowl of curry, it started to feel like home.

Day 1 Boarding Day – Setting Sail

I thought Day 0 would be the warm-up. It turns out boarding day has a personality all its own — equal parts excitement, exhaustion, and moments you don’t expect to remember later, but somehow do. This was our first full day aboard. Welcome to our 7-day adventure. It begins with Day 0 travel to Seattle,Continue reading “Day 1 Boarding Day – Setting Sail”

An Alaska Cruise, a Snakeskin Hat, and the Rock Star We Didn’t Recognize

We spent an Alaskan cruise whispering jokes about the guy in the snakeskin hat acting like he was famous. Spoiler: he was Bret Michaels.

The Resting Irritated Face

I caught my reflection mid-thought the other day — jaw tight, eyebrows furrowed, eyes narrowed like I was interrogating my own mirror. Classic resting-bitch face. The truth? I was just trying to remember the word metaphor. I’ve been told I look angry when I think. Not passionate or focused — angry. I blame the eyebrows. They’re thick, serious things. Left untrimmed, they could probably claim diplomatic status. When they furrow, I go from approachable to “you’ve disappointed the council” in half a second.

January 1, 2026

Every year around this time, I’m reminded that New Year’s Day has excellent branding. It convinces us that one night of fireworks and bad sleep is enough to reset an entire life. That clarity will arrive with the calendar flip. That motivation will follow shortly after the coffee. Somewhere between breakfast and noon, gym membershipsContinue reading “January 1, 2026”